diff --git a/patches/dialog_patches.c b/patches/dialog_patches.c
index db65381..ddaa13c 100644
--- a/patches/dialog_patches.c
+++ b/patches/dialog_patches.c
@@ -108,23 +108,21 @@ RECOMP_PATCH char* dialogBin_get(enum asset_e text_id) {
             start_dialog_bin();
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "WOW! THAT LOOKS SO SMOOTH!");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_MUMBO_HEAD, "CAN RUN AT 60, 120 OR WHATEVER FPS YOU WANT. MUMBO'S MAGIC PC DOES 360 FPS.");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_KAZOOIE_HEAD, "STOP SHOWING OFF SHAMAN BOY. WHAT ABOUT ON MY ULTRAWIDE SCREEN?");
+            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_KAZOOIE_HEAD, "STOP SHOWING OFF SHAMAN BOY. WHAT ABOUT ON MY ULTRAWIDE MONITOR?");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_MUMBO_HEAD, "RUDE BIRD NEED NOT WORRY. WIDESCREEN AND MORE SUPPORTED.");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_KAZOOIE_HEAD, "IT RUNS WELL TOO. BANJO, EVEN THAT PC YOU GOT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER CAN PROBABLY RUN IT.");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "KAZOOIE!!!");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_MUMBO_HEAD, "PORT ALSO HAS NEW FEATURES. TAKE LOOK.");
+            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "HEY GUYS! CHECK OUT HOW COOL MY MINIGAME LOOKS IN THIS PORT!");
+            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "OOOH! LOOKS GREAT! CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT!");
+            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_KAZOOIE_HEAD, "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PUZZLES BOTTLE BRAIN. WHAT ABOUT NEW FEATURES?");
+            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, TAKE A LOOK!");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "NOTE SAVING? WHAT DOES THAT DO?");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "WHEN YOU USE IT, YOU WON'T LOSE YOUR NOTES EVERY TIME YOU EXIT A WORLD. NEAT, ISN'T IT?");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_KAZOOIE_HEAD, "YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS TOO GOGGLE BOY? SPILL THE BEANS!");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "SURE DID! CHECK OUT HOW COOL MY MINIGAME LOOKS IN THIS PORT!");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "OOOH! LOOKS GREAT! CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT!");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_KAZOOIE_HEAD, "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHEATS BOTTLE BRAIN. HOW'S THE LOADING TIMES?");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "MY PUZZLES ARE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE PART OF THE GAME! BUT I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, TAKE A LOOK!");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "NEAT! DO WE GET ANY OTHER NEW FEATURES TOO?");
+            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "AWESOME! DO WE GET ANY OTHER NEW FEATURES?");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "YES! IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN USE THE RIGHT ANALOG STICK FOR SMOOTHER CAMERA CONTROLS.");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "YOU CAN ALSO USE HIGH DEFINITION TEXTURE PACKS AND CUSTOM MODS!");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "AWESOME! WHAT KIND OF MODS CAN PEOPLE MAKE FOR THIS PORT?");
-            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING! NEW ASSETS, GAMEPLAY CHANGES, YOU NAME IT. IN FACT, I'VE GOT ONE HERE...");
+            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "NEAT! WHAT KIND OF MODS CAN PEOPLE MAKE FOR THIS PORT?");
+            add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING! NEW ASSETS, GAMEPLAY CHANGES, YOU NAME IT.");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_KAZOOIE_HEAD, "YAWN. DOOM. HOW ORIGINAL. GOT ANYTHING WORTH PLAYING SOIL BRAIN?");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BOTTLES_HEAD, "SURE! MAYBE THESE ONES ARE MORE TO YOUR LIKING...");
             add_dialog_bin_string(DIALOGUE_BANJO_HEAD, "WOAH! THESE LOOK COOL! ARE THESE NEW ADVENTURES FOR US TO PLAY?");