diff --git a/src/game/data/data_020df0.c b/src/game/data/data_020df0.c
index adc754e0b..2ab719f8c 100644
--- a/src/game/data/data_020df0.c
+++ b/src/game/data/data_020df0.c
@@ -12858,18 +12858,18 @@ u32 var8008889c = 0x00000001;
 u32 var800888a0 = 0x00000000;
 
 // 2e8c4
-u32 character_bios[] = {
+struct chrbio g_ChrBios[10] = {
 	// name, race, age, profile
-	/*0x00*/ 0x58db, 0x58dc, 0x58dd, 0x58de,
-	/*0x01*/ 0x58df, 0x58e0, 0x58e1, 0x58e2,
-	/*0x02*/ 0x58e3, 0x58e4, 0x58e5, 0x58e6,
-	/*0x03*/ 0x58e7, 0x58e8, 0x58e9, 0x58ea,
-	/*0x04*/ 0x58eb, 0x58ec, 0x58ed, 0x58ee,
-	/*0x05*/ 0x58ef, 0x58f0, 0x58f1, 0x58f2,
-	/*0x06*/ 0x58f3, 0x58f4, 0x58f5, 0x58f6,
-	/*0x07*/ 0x58f7, 0x58f8, 0x58f9, 0x58fa,
-	/*0x08*/ 0x58fb, 0x58fc, 0x58fd, 0x58fe,
-	/*0x09*/ 0x58ff, 0x5900, 0x5901, 0x5902,
+	/*0x00*/ { 0x58db, 0x58dc, 0x58dd, 0x58de }, // Joanna Dark
+	/*0x01*/ { 0x58df, 0x58e0, 0x58e1, 0x58e2 }, // Jonathan
+	/*0x02*/ { 0x58e3, 0x58e4, 0x58e5, 0x58e6 }, // Daniel Carrington
+	/*0x03*/ { 0x58e7, 0x58e8, 0x58e9, 0x58ea }, // Cassandra De Vries
+	/*0x04*/ { 0x58eb, 0x58ec, 0x58ed, 0x58ee }, // Trent Easton
+	/*0x05*/ { 0x58ef, 0x58f0, 0x58f1, 0x58f2 }, // Dr. Caroll
+	/*0x06*/ { 0x58f3, 0x58f4, 0x58f5, 0x58f6 }, // Elvis
+	/*0x07*/ { 0x58f7, 0x58f8, 0x58f9, 0x58fa }, // Mr. Blonde
+	/*0x08*/ { 0x58fb, 0x58fc, 0x58fd, 0x58fe }, // Mr. Blonde (repeat)
+	/*0x09*/ { 0x58ff, 0x5900, 0x5901, 0x5902 }, // The U.S. President
 };
 
 // 2e964
diff --git a/src/game/game_19c990.c b/src/game/game_19c990.c
index 2357f8ad3..c8b88ba14 100644
--- a/src/game/game_19c990.c
+++ b/src/game/game_19c990.c
@@ -308,89 +308,6 @@ const u32 var7f1b95cc[] = {0x7f1a1090};
 const u32 var7f1b95d0[] = {0x7f1a1090};
 const u32 var7f1b95d4[] = {0x7f1a1090};
 const u32 var7f1b95d8[] = {0x7f1a1060};
-const u32 var7f1b95dc[] = {0x7f1a1110};
-const u32 var7f1b95e0[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b95e4[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b95e8[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b95ec[] = {0x7f1a1120};
-const u32 var7f1b95f0[] = {0x7f1a1148};
-const u32 var7f1b95f4[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b95f8[] = {0x7f1a1130};
-const u32 var7f1b95fc[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9600[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9604[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9608[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b960c[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9610[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9614[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9618[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b961c[] = {0x7f1a1128};
-const u32 var7f1b9620[] = {0x7f1a1140};
-const u32 var7f1b9624[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9628[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b962c[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9630[] = {0x7f1a1138};
-const u32 var7f1b9634[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9638[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b963c[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9640[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9644[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9648[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b964c[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9650[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9654[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9658[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b965c[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9660[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9664[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9668[] = {0x7f1a1168};
-const u32 var7f1b966c[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9670[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9674[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9678[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b967c[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9680[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9684[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9688[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b968c[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9690[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9694[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b9698[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b969c[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96a0[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96a4[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96a8[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96ac[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96b0[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96b4[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96b8[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96bc[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96c0[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96c4[] = {0x7f1a1170};
-const u32 var7f1b96c8[] = {0x7f1a1118};
-const u32 var7f1b96cc[] = {0x7f1a1524};
-const u32 var7f1b96d0[] = {0x7f1a152c};
-const u32 var7f1b96d4[] = {0x7f1a1534};
-const u32 var7f1b96d8[] = {0x7f1a153c};
-const u32 var7f1b96dc[] = {0x7f1a1544};
-const u32 var7f1b96e0[] = {0x7f1a154c};
-const u32 var7f1b96e4[] = {0x7f1a1554};
-const u32 var7f1b96e8[] = {0x7f1a155c};
-const u32 var7f1b96ec[] = {0x7f1a1564};
-const u32 var7f1b96f0[] = {0x7f1a156c};
-const u32 var7f1b96f4[] = {0x7f1a1574};
-const u32 var7f1b96f8[] = {0x7f1a157c};
-const u32 var7f1b96fc[] = {0x7f1a1584};
-const u32 var7f1b9700[] = {0x7f1a158c};
-const u32 var7f1b9704[] = {0x7f1a1594};
-const u32 var7f1b9708[] = {0x7f1a159c};
-const u32 var7f1b970c[] = {0x7f1a15a4};
-const u32 var7f1b9710[] = {0x7f1a15ac};
-const u32 var7f1b9714[] = {0x7f1a15b4};
-const u32 var7f1b9718[] = {0x7f1a15bc};
-const u32 var7f1b971c[] = {0x7f1a15c4};
-const u32 var7f1b9720[] = {0x7f1a15cc};
-const u32 var7f1b9724[] = {0x7f1a15d4};
 
 bool ciIsTourDone(void)
 {
@@ -5460,69 +5377,36 @@ glabel func0f1a0fec
 /*  f1a10a0:	00000000 */ 	sll	$zero,$zero,0x0
 );
 
-GLOBAL_ASM(
-glabel func0f1a10a4
-/*  f1a10a4:	27bdff48 */ 	addiu	$sp,$sp,-184
-/*  f1a10a8:	3c0e8009 */ 	lui	$t6,%hi(character_bios)
-/*  f1a10ac:	27a30018 */ 	addiu	$v1,$sp,0x18
-/*  f1a10b0:	25ce88a4 */ 	addiu	$t6,$t6,%lo(character_bios)
-/*  f1a10b4:	afbf0014 */ 	sw	$ra,0x14($sp)
-/*  f1a10b8:	25d9009c */ 	addiu	$t9,$t6,0x9c
-/*  f1a10bc:	00604025 */ 	or	$t0,$v1,$zero
-.L0f1a10c0:
-/*  f1a10c0:	8dc10000 */ 	lw	$at,0x0($t6)
-/*  f1a10c4:	25ce000c */ 	addiu	$t6,$t6,0xc
-/*  f1a10c8:	2508000c */ 	addiu	$t0,$t0,0xc
-/*  f1a10cc:	ad01fff4 */ 	sw	$at,-0xc($t0)
-/*  f1a10d0:	8dc1fff8 */ 	lw	$at,-0x8($t6)
-/*  f1a10d4:	ad01fff8 */ 	sw	$at,-0x8($t0)
-/*  f1a10d8:	8dc1fffc */ 	lw	$at,-0x4($t6)
-/*  f1a10dc:	15d9fff8 */ 	bne	$t6,$t9,.L0f1a10c0
-/*  f1a10e0:	ad01fffc */ 	sw	$at,-0x4($t0)
-/*  f1a10e4:	8dc10000 */ 	lw	$at,0x0($t6)
-/*  f1a10e8:	2489ffaa */ 	addiu	$t1,$a0,-86
-/*  f1a10ec:	ad010000 */ 	sw	$at,0x0($t0)
-/*  f1a10f0:	2d21003c */ 	sltiu	$at,$t1,0x3c
-/*  f1a10f4:	1020001e */ 	beqz	$at,.L0f1a1170
-/*  f1a10f8:	00094880 */ 	sll	$t1,$t1,0x2
-/*  f1a10fc:	3c017f1c */ 	lui	$at,%hi(var7f1b95dc)
-/*  f1a1100:	00290821 */ 	addu	$at,$at,$t1
-/*  f1a1104:	8c2995dc */ 	lw	$t1,%lo(var7f1b95dc)($at)
-/*  f1a1108:	01200008 */ 	jr	$t1
-/*  f1a110c:	00000000 */ 	sll	$zero,$zero,0x0
-/*  f1a1110:	10000018 */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a1114:	00601025 */ 	or	$v0,$v1,$zero
-/*  f1a1118:	10000016 */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a111c:	27a20028 */ 	addiu	$v0,$sp,0x28
-/*  f1a1120:	10000014 */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a1124:	27a20038 */ 	addiu	$v0,$sp,0x38
-/*  f1a1128:	10000012 */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a112c:	27a20048 */ 	addiu	$v0,$sp,0x48
-/*  f1a1130:	10000010 */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a1134:	27a20058 */ 	addiu	$v0,$sp,0x58
-/*  f1a1138:	1000000e */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a113c:	27a20068 */ 	addiu	$v0,$sp,0x68
-/*  f1a1140:	1000000c */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a1144:	27a20078 */ 	addiu	$v0,$sp,0x78
-/*  f1a1148:	0fc672e0 */ 	jal	stageIsComplete
-/*  f1a114c:	2404000b */ 	addiu	$a0,$zero,0xb
-/*  f1a1150:	10400003 */ 	beqz	$v0,.L0f1a1160
-/*  f1a1154:	00000000 */ 	sll	$zero,$zero,0x0
-/*  f1a1158:	10000006 */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a115c:	27a20098 */ 	addiu	$v0,$sp,0x98
-.L0f1a1160:
-/*  f1a1160:	10000004 */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a1164:	27a20088 */ 	addiu	$v0,$sp,0x88
-/*  f1a1168:	10000002 */ 	beqz	$zero,.L0f1a1174
-/*  f1a116c:	27a200a8 */ 	addiu	$v0,$sp,0xa8
-.L0f1a1170:
-/*  f1a1170:	00001025 */ 	or	$v0,$zero,$zero
-.L0f1a1174:
-/*  f1a1174:	8fbf0014 */ 	lw	$ra,0x14($sp)
-/*  f1a1178:	27bd00b8 */ 	addiu	$sp,$sp,0xb8
-/*  f1a117c:	03e00008 */ 	jr	$ra
-/*  f1a1180:	00000000 */ 	sll	$zero,$zero,0x0
-);
+struct chrbio *ciGetChrBioByBodynum(u32 bodynum)
+{
+	struct chrbio bios[10] = g_ChrBios;
+
+	switch (bodynum) {
+	case BODY_DARK_COMBAT:
+		return &bios[0];
+	case BODY_JONATHAN:
+		return &bios[1];
+	case BODY_CARRINGTON:
+		return &bios[2];
+	case BODY_CASSANDRA:
+		return &bios[3];
+	case BODY_TRENT:
+		return &bios[4];
+	case BODY_DRCAROLL:
+		return &bios[5];
+	case BODY_THEKING:
+		return &bios[6];
+	case BODY_MRBLONDE:
+		if (stageIsComplete(SOLOSTAGEINDEX_CRASHSITE)) {
+			return &bios[8];
+		}
+		return &bios[7];
+	case BODY_PRESIDENT:
+		return &bios[9];
+	}
+
+	return NULL;
+}
 
 GLOBAL_ASM(
 glabel func0f1a1184
@@ -5531,7 +5415,7 @@ glabel func0f1a1184
 /*  f1a118c:	3c048009 */ 	lui	$a0,%hi(var800888a0)
 /*  f1a1190:	0fc68484 */ 	jal	func0f1a1210
 /*  f1a1194:	908488a0 */ 	lbu	$a0,%lo(var800888a0)($a0)
-/*  f1a1198:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	func0f1a10a4
+/*  f1a1198:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	ciGetChrBioByBodynum
 /*  f1a119c:	00402025 */ 	or	$a0,$v0,$zero
 /*  f1a11a0:	0fc5b9f1 */ 	jal	langGet
 /*  f1a11a4:	8c44000c */ 	lw	$a0,0xc($v0)
@@ -5788,6 +5672,54 @@ glabel func0f1a14a8
 
 GLOBAL_ASM(
 glabel func0f1a14b4
+.late_rodata
+glabel var7f1b96cc
+.word 0x7f1a1524
+glabel var7f1b96d0
+.word 0x7f1a152c
+glabel var7f1b96d4
+.word 0x7f1a1534
+glabel var7f1b96d8
+.word 0x7f1a153c
+glabel var7f1b96dc
+.word 0x7f1a1544
+glabel var7f1b96e0
+.word 0x7f1a154c
+glabel var7f1b96e4
+.word 0x7f1a1554
+glabel var7f1b96e8
+.word 0x7f1a155c
+glabel var7f1b96ec
+.word 0x7f1a1564
+glabel var7f1b96f0
+.word 0x7f1a156c
+glabel var7f1b96f4
+.word 0x7f1a1574
+glabel var7f1b96f8
+.word 0x7f1a157c
+glabel var7f1b96fc
+.word 0x7f1a1584
+glabel var7f1b9700
+.word 0x7f1a158c
+glabel var7f1b9704
+.word 0x7f1a1594
+glabel var7f1b9708
+.word 0x7f1a159c
+glabel var7f1b970c
+.word 0x7f1a15a4
+glabel var7f1b9710
+.word 0x7f1a15ac
+glabel var7f1b9714
+.word 0x7f1a15b4
+glabel var7f1b9718
+.word 0x7f1a15bc
+glabel var7f1b971c
+.word 0x7f1a15c4
+glabel var7f1b9720
+.word 0x7f1a15cc
+glabel var7f1b9724
+.word 0x7f1a15d4
+.text
 /*  f1a14b4:	27bdfe90 */ 	addiu	$sp,$sp,-368
 /*  f1a14b8:	3c0e8009 */ 	lui	$t6,%hi(place_bios)
 /*  f1a14bc:	27a30000 */ 	addiu	$v1,$sp,0x0
diff --git a/src/game/game_1a3340.c b/src/game/game_1a3340.c
index e3e78ee8f..443187c25 100644
--- a/src/game/game_1a3340.c
+++ b/src/game/game_1a3340.c
@@ -3081,7 +3081,7 @@ glabel var7f1b9960
 /*  f1a5e58:	00000000 */ 	sll	$zero,$zero,0x0
 /*  f1a5e5c:	0fc68484 */ 	jal	func0f1a1210
 /*  f1a5e60:	00402025 */ 	or	$a0,$v0,$zero
-/*  f1a5e64:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	func0f1a10a4
+/*  f1a5e64:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	ciGetChrBioByBodynum
 /*  f1a5e68:	00402025 */ 	or	$a0,$v0,$zero
 /*  f1a5e6c:	0fc5b9f1 */ 	jal	langGet
 /*  f1a5e70:	8c440000 */ 	lw	$a0,0x0($v0)
@@ -3393,7 +3393,7 @@ glabel func0f1a628c
 /*  f1a6298:	3c048009 */ 	lui	$a0,%hi(var800888a0)
 /*  f1a629c:	0fc68484 */ 	jal	func0f1a1210
 /*  f1a62a0:	908488a0 */ 	lbu	$a0,%lo(var800888a0)($a0)
-/*  f1a62a4:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	func0f1a10a4
+/*  f1a62a4:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	ciGetChrBioByBodynum
 /*  f1a62a8:	00402025 */ 	or	$a0,$v0,$zero
 /*  f1a62ac:	0fc5b9f1 */ 	jal	langGet
 /*  f1a62b0:	8c440000 */ 	lw	$a0,0x0($v0)
@@ -3418,7 +3418,7 @@ glabel func0f1a62e0
 /*  f1a62ec:	3c048009 */ 	lui	$a0,%hi(var800888a0)
 /*  f1a62f0:	0fc68484 */ 	jal	func0f1a1210
 /*  f1a62f4:	908488a0 */ 	lbu	$a0,%lo(var800888a0)($a0)
-/*  f1a62f8:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	func0f1a10a4
+/*  f1a62f8:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	ciGetChrBioByBodynum
 /*  f1a62fc:	00402025 */ 	or	$a0,$v0,$zero
 /*  f1a6300:	0fc5b9f1 */ 	jal	langGet
 /*  f1a6304:	8c440008 */ 	lw	$a0,0x8($v0)
@@ -3443,7 +3443,7 @@ glabel func0f1a6334
 /*  f1a6340:	3c048009 */ 	lui	$a0,%hi(var800888a0)
 /*  f1a6344:	0fc68484 */ 	jal	func0f1a1210
 /*  f1a6348:	908488a0 */ 	lbu	$a0,%lo(var800888a0)($a0)
-/*  f1a634c:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	func0f1a10a4
+/*  f1a634c:	0fc68429 */ 	jal	ciGetChrBioByBodynum
 /*  f1a6350:	00402025 */ 	or	$a0,$v0,$zero
 /*  f1a6354:	0fc5b9f1 */ 	jal	langGet
 /*  f1a6358:	8c440004 */ 	lw	$a0,0x4($v0)
diff --git a/src/include/game/data/data_020df0.h b/src/include/game/data/data_020df0.h
index 6f0439f83..4e122e091 100644
--- a/src/include/game/data/data_020df0.h
+++ b/src/include/game/data/data_020df0.h
@@ -329,7 +329,7 @@ extern u32 var8008880c;
 extern u32 var80088810;
 extern u32 var80088854;
 extern u32 var800888a0;
-extern u32 character_bios[];
+extern struct chrbio g_ChrBios[10];
 extern u32 misc_bios[];
 extern u32 var80088964;
 extern u32 place_bios[];
diff --git a/src/include/game/game_19c990.h b/src/include/game/game_19c990.h
index 8f0201aeb..18f796ec2 100644
--- a/src/include/game/game_19c990.h
+++ b/src/include/game/game_19c990.h
@@ -58,7 +58,7 @@ u32 func0f1a0c30(void);
 u32 func0f1a0cc0(void);
 u32 func0f1a0fc8(void);
 u32 func0f1a0fec(void);
-u32 func0f1a10a4(void);
+struct chrbio *ciGetChrBioByBodynum(u32 bodynum);
 u32 func0f1a1184(void);
 u32 func0f1a11b8(void);
 u32 func0f1a1210(void);
diff --git a/src/include/types.h b/src/include/types.h
index 3346e5556..5d59b95e0 100644
--- a/src/include/types.h
+++ b/src/include/types.h
@@ -5243,4 +5243,11 @@ struct var800705c0 {
 	u32 unk28;
 };
 
+struct chrbio {
+	u32 name;
+	u32 race;
+	u32 age;
+	u32 profile;
+};
+
 #endif